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Dad- *3:00 a.m.* What the hell are these crackpots doing driving at this time? *Continues to drive*
Don: *Knocking on wrong hotel room door at 2:45 a.m.*
News Reporter: Even though it was broad daylight, police do not have a description of the predator. One of the victims was very elderly, the other was blind in one eye.
Wendy: *Bursts out laughing*
News: The couple said two skinny males smashed through their window…
Guy on Commercial: I… have genital herpes.
Erm and Manda: *Burst out laughing*
Leslie: There’s a hole at the bottom of the sea… It’s called a circle-yes-y…?
Manda: *Spinning in chair*
*Hits table*
Manda and Erm: *Playing cards*
Nadia: *Puts instruction cards on their pile*
Erm: No. *Moves instruction cards*
Nadia: *Puts water bottle on pile*
Erm: No! *Moves water bottle*
Nadia: *Puts plate on pile*
Erm: NO! *Moves plate*
Nadia: *Puts couch cushion in pile*
*Everyone enters extremely hot car*
Nadia: It’s rather frigid in here…
Manda: *Imitates Baby Einstein commercial* Play!
Erm: Pla- *Gum falls out of mouth*
Manda: FINE! I’m going to go play solitaire… by myself! *Thinks* Wait…
Nadia: *singing* I’m not a taaAAANNNnnnn, not yet a sun burn…
Nadia: *singing again* This ain’t a tan, it’s a GODDAMN SUN BURN!
Barbie commercial: Lumina, Sunburst, *Painfully high voice* GLEE!
Wendy: *On walkie talkie* Chaaarlie…
Mom: What? I don’t get it… Maybe I should say some random man’s name? *On walkie talkie* Robert.
Manda, Erm, Leslie, Nadia: *Walking towards car*
Leslie: *Trips* … You didn’t see that.
Manda: Is Fox Canadian?
Leslie: Yes.
Erm, Nadia: No.
Leslie: Noo…
Guy on Miami Inc: 60 years from now, I’ll look in the mirror and say… “Yeah… That’s my dog.”
Nadia: *Imitates* “Yeah… Wait- WHAT?! I have a tattoo?!!”
Dad: *Parks*
Nadia: We appear to have lost our Vonks…
*Vonks pull in right beside us*
Nadia: Er… Never mind.
Erm: We all need to give the same answer when people ask how our trip was… What should it be?
Leslie: *Brings hand to face* OW!
Erm: OK, we’ll say “OW!”.
Dad: *Walking in snow* This weather sucks big. Large.
Mom: This weather sucks large?
Jordan: My worst fear is to wake up and see a cocroach.
Brandon: ... My worst fear is to be buried alive, but I won't judge...
Brandon: SIGNAL!!!!!!!!
Nadia: ... Signal.
Emily and Jordan: *Stunned silence*
Brandon: *Walking along log, falls* Well, I've found out where the log isn't...
Jordan: *Jumps over log*
Emily: *Jumps over log*
Nadia: *Jumps over log*
Brandon: *Jumps over log, falls through snow and lands on face*
Emily: *Trying to put shoe back on*
Nadia: *Walking away*
Emily: COME BACK!! *Falls*
Nadia: *Falls over in laughter*
Nadia: *Takes step, falls through snow* I don't think I got any snow in my shoe... *Falls through snow again* That time I did. Aaaaah- it's cold- *Falls through snow again*
Brandon: *Steps on clear patch of snow and falls through* I don't like this snow.
Dinner With the Vonks
Leslie: SICK PUPPIES!!!!
Nadia: *Reading song title* I'll - Buy - You - A - ... What?? "I'll Buy You a Drank"?!!!
Song: I'll buy you a drank...money in the bank.
Nadia: Oh so THAT'S why it's called that. They needed something to rhyme with "bank"....*laughs* I'll buy you a drink...money in the bink.
Leslie: *Immitates French guy* I Ope...
Nadia: I ope you're appy...
Leslie: He can't even say English!
Emily: *Speak* English.
Amanda: Although he probably couldn't say English either.
Emily: Let's do a silly walk all the way to the basement.
Emily, Amanda, Nadia: *Do silly walks*
Emily, Amanda, Nadia: *Watching 'The Bird and the Worm' music video*
*Guy on video crawls and flips and flops around*
Emily: That's quite a silly walk.
Manda: Category is names...Amanda
Emily: Emily
Nadia: Nadia
Manda: Carolyn
Emily: Heather
Nadia: Joe
Manda: Pat
Emily: Don
Nadia: Wendy
Manda: Leslie
Emily: Alex
Nadia: HNNNNGHHHH
Manda: Category is movies. 3 Ninjas.
Emily: Harry Potter
Nadia: HNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH!! *I* Was gonna say that!
Manda: Category is colours...red
E: blue
N: orange
M: yellow
E: violet
N: green
M: indigo
E: purple
N: HNNNNGGGGHHHHH!!
Manda: Category is animals...bird
E: cat
N: dog
*continues for some time*
N: HNNNNGGGHHH...sorry.. I was thinking of Joe.
Thing From Family Guy: I wonder where that fish did go. A fish, a fish, a fishy oooooooooooohhhhhhh.
Emily, Manda, Nadia: *die*
